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Thursday, April 10th, 2008
12:10 am	here is my update for u carrie. i wanna ram kim kardashian. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
6:44 pm	AHHHHH tbone sux my dick. SUCK IT TBONE SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
4:38 am	this is for carrie ok out of nowhere i just remembered my password...are u happy carrie??? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
4:25 am	questions that need to be answered can someone tell me WHY I AM AWAKE AT THIS TIME? I don't even know what the hell is wrong with me. I feel sick but show no symptoms. I feel like my glands are swollen or my throat hurts but my glands aren't swollen (I checked) and my throat is not red. So I am very confused! Anyways, there is a half-naked boy in my bed (he is half naked because he was hot, don't assume dirtyness people!) so WHY THE HELL AM I NOT IN THAT BED WITH HIM???? I think I am on crack. Last question of the night/morning, WHY AM I SO HUNGRY YET FEEL SO FULL???? If anyone could answer these confusing questions I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you. P.S. One more question, WHAT THE HELL IS MAKING A SHITLOAD OF NOISE IN MY APARTMENT?? Everyone is asleep except me so you would think that creepy noises wouldn't happen...boy are you wrong. Current Mood: confused Current Music: JUANES - A DIOS LE PIDO (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
4:11 am	DEGRASSI!!!!! So I never thought that I, Caroline Rebecca Simon, would be a pirate. An internet pirate, that is. That being said, I HAD TO DO IT! I found, on that wonderful thing called facebook, the link to a site that basically has every episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation on it. I miss it so much because I don't have The N at school. I thought about it and I decided that I didn't care that I was stealing from Canada and I proceeded to download the first episode of the new season. Well, let me tell you, IT WAS WORTH IT!!!! That show is so freaking amazing, I can't even handle it. I am now on the fourth episode, considering I started this at 5am last night, actually went to class, went to the Dave Matthews Band concert, and did homework, I think I am pacing myself rather well. Normally I would have already finished the entire season up to date. Okay, well, I have to go watch another episode now. This is the episode where Liberty gets pregnant! I AM SO EXCITED! Current Mood: excited Current Music: the degrassi theme song! how i love it (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
6:02 pm	how true Your Scent is Key Lime Sassy, real, and totally smooth You're a total flirt who's always ready for a challenge! What Scent Are You? ***Your 80s Heartthrob Is*** John Stamos Who's Your 80's Heartthrob? http://ynr.blogthings.com/whosyour80sheartthrobquiz/ (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 27th, 2005
2:59 pm	lets open up some bubbly!!! DEAR VARIOUS PEOPLE, to all u people who are cubs fans who decided to like the astros even though you hate the astros because they are in ur division...FUCK YOU!! WHITE SOX ARE WORLD CHAMPS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! WE SWEPT THE BOSOX, WENT 4-1 AGAINST THE ANGELS, AND THEN SWEPT THE 'STROS! YOU BETTER FUCKING SUCK IT UP AND SAY THE WHITE SOX DESERVED TO WIN!! WE ARE THE COMPLETE SHIT! anyways...halloween is coming up and we all know that Madison's Halloween is the #3 party in the nation according to Sports Illustrated and Maxim (we are lower than NYC's New Years Eve ball drop and something else..so we are pretty fucking good). so i will be having a fucking blast this weekend. I know there are some people in this world who realize that their college Halloween parties are not up-to-par with Madtown's Halloween party...but honestly...we don't want you here. The Sconnies know how to live it up and thats it...and to all of us out-of-staters, we are honorary sconnies...so we deserve to be here too. but you people who think you can come up for the weekend and have a good time are thorougly mistaken...we dont want you here...you are like the bubonic plague...you will infect us all. LOVE, CAROLINE p.s. obviously you dont deserve to come bc i bet you dont even know what a sconnie is. Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: the sound of the white sox winning the world series (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
3:55 am	Post your name (or, as most of you will do, something OTHER than your name that's clever, out of the box, and representative of your unique personality lolz) 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in...or maybe not, i'm not even particularly fond of jello. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you. 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
3:46 am	all i have to say is wow..i am really really horny right now. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Shakira - La Pared (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 15th, 2005
1:25 am	whats up people...havent been on lj in like 20 years it feels like. so i am updating bc carrie wants me to so here it is. nothing has really happened at school. i made out with someone on the street while he felt up my chocha..but i was drunk so ha...thats life. not only that, i made out with him 2 seconds after we met bc he was like "ur hott" and i was like "oh really?" and then we just made out...interesting story i know. in other news...i think i am lame bc i really like accounting class...am i gonna grow up to b a boring lame-o CPA? i think i like accounting bc my TA is literally the hottest person to ever exist in the entire world. literally..i cant describe it..its ridiculous. oh and my calculus teacher is fucking russian and therefore i cant understand a word he is saying. the other day i got really excited bc i realized that "aSEMtode" means "asymptote" yeah it was a miraculous breakthrough let me just tell u. i need to start understanding his accent or i will fail out for sure. ok thats it....thats my life..deal with it! ~caroline (the lame one) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 15th, 2005
12:15 am	its my bday..yay... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
11:41 pm	100-Question Survey. Fill out and repost... 1. Name:caroline rebecca simon 2. Your Nick Names: line, caro, simon, carolina, k-rol, naynay, etc 4. Place of Birth: chitown baby!! 5. Zodiac Sign: cancer 6. Male or Female: Female 7. age: 18 8. School: university of wisconsin-madison 9. Occupation: sales clerk at T.L. Fritts Sporting Goods (COME VISIT!!) 10. Residence: Winnetka 11. Screen Name: i think u all know __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Color:brown 14. Eye Color: brown 15. how do ur nails look: like they need a new manicure BADDDD (get me one for my bday!!) 17. Do you have a crush on someone right NOW (truthfully): yes...SHUT UP AMANDA i know i talk about him all the time! 18. Do you like yourself: yes i think so...but according to some people i am way too self-conscious 20. think your attractive: not really 21. Piercings: nope...i had my ears pierced but they closed...i wanna get them repierced who wants to go to claires with me?? haha 22. Tattoo: No...that would b sweet but i am scared of needles 23. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 24. First RollerCoaster: hmm..probably the whizzer or the eagle (hell yeah six flags!!) 25. First cell phone: 16 it was huuuuge 26. First best friend: nellie ali 27. First Award: hmm..prob a softball or soccer trophy 28. First Sport You Joined: Tee-ball/soccer...prob around the same time 29. First pet: Fish i think...my daddy is allergic to everything else 30. First vacation: hmm...we go to michigan a lot to visit familia so prob. michigan 31. First Concert: BRITNEY SPEARS!! (i think..haha) 32. First True Love: sorry amanda but i have to write it...MATT ___ Favorites___ 33. Movie: selena, cruel intentions, wizard of oz, and meet me in st. louis (sorry i have a lot) 34. TV Show: DEGRASSI!!! 35. Color: red and second is yellow and third is orange 36. Bands: hmm...the clash, ACDC, any rapper, ASH ASH...i am eclectic 37. Song:at the moment? hmm...prob better than ezra "a lifetime" 38. Food: TOMATOES!!!!!! 39. Drink: smirnoff twists...YUMMY 40. Candy: hmm..anything SOUR 41. Sport : Baseball WHITE SOX WHITE SOX WHITE SOX 42. Fav sport To Watch: Baseball WHITE SOX WHITE SOX 43. Brand Of Clothing: i dunno..i really like anything from urban so whatever brand that is 44. Stores: THE GROCERY STORE! 45. School Subject: kinetic wellness..go new trier 46. Animal: tiger 48. Magazines: anything trashy with gossip or sports related ___Currently___ 49. Eating: Nada 50. Drinking: Nada 52. Online?: Um...duh? 53. Listening to: Nada 54. Thinking About: what movie to watch with cathie 55. Wanting: sex and food and sleep and gordo from lizzie mcguire..haha 56. Watching: The computer screen ___Your Future___ 58. Want Kids?: Yes 59. Want to Get Married?: Yes 60. Careers in Mind: be a sports marketer for the white sox baby __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___ 67. Cute or Sexy: cute 68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes 69. Hugs or Kisses: Both 70. Short or Tall: Taller than me (unlike some guys) 71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going 72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both 73. Fatty or skinny?: um in the middle?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUESTION ABOUT? 74. Sensitive or Loud: those words arent even opposites i want them sensitive and loud 75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship although party hook ups arent bad according to angela. 76. Sweet or Caring: Both 77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker..thats hotttt ___Have You Ever___ 78. Kissed a Stranger: yes...umm when does the person not become strange anymore? i think its AFTER u kissed him which would make this question completely fucked up 79. Drank Alcohol: yes 80. Smoked: yes...aaah last night 81. Ran Away From Home: half assed...i came back like 10 min later 82. Broken a Bone: many times 83. Got an X-ray: many times 84. Broken Someones Heart: many times...haha thats cold...but the repetition amused me 85. L0VED SOMEONE: yes 86. Turned Someone Down: Yes EUROPE!!! 87. Cried When Someone Died: yes 88. Cried At School: yes ___Do You Believe In___ 89. God: i dunno 90. Miracles: i dunno 91. Love At First Sight: eh..i dunno bc most of the people i like i dont like until a few days later at least 92. Ghosts: i dunno 93. Aliens: no only bc war of the worlds was STUPIDDDDD but amusing 94. Soul Mates: yes 95. Heaven: i dunno 96. Hell: hell is sexyyy but i dunno 98. Kissing on The First Date: hell fucking yeah 99. Horoscopes: sometimes they r pretty fucking accurate ___Answer Truthfully___ 100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? yes...amanda, i wont say his name...bc u will hit me if i do (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
12:32 pm	oh so tired..and sickish...i dont really know why. BTW I WANNNNNNT JAMES LAFFERTY!!!! amanda...u cant have him dammit! Current Mood: exhausted (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
8:39 am	ehhh.... COUGH.....HACK.....DIE. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
2:28 am	weekend of nuttiness sry this really isnt written to anyone, its more of an account so i remember this weekend FOREVER! ok so i guess i should start on fri. night. yeah thats a good place to start. so i went to ZBTahiti! it was so tight and i looked way hot in the sluttiest shirt i have ever worn (aka it wasnt really slutty but for me it was...see facebook pic for proof). well then i was grinding with my friend in front of matt as a joke and it was really really funny bc my friend is gay and doesnt know it yet so he is like really good at dancing and we were trying to embarrass matt bc he is like that. anyways then i left ZBT (not drunk..it was a proud day in my life) bc i really needed some ass from matt but then we had a dumb fight so i was like fuck it. then i went out to Ians pizza...oh man..sooooo good. and then went to michelles room. there i basically hung out with michelle, angela, and danny. all three were wasted off their ASSES!!! it was pretty fucking hilarious bc angela just loves making out with random guys drunk and so she was being really touchy feely but never actually made out with danny (i am so proud of her) bc right b4 she was going to she says "omg michelle u should date danny" which michelle had asked her to not say bc its way awkward so that amused me, still bc i was the only sober one and they were all plastered. then me and danny got on the subject of me being a man so we started acting all manly and realized it was 6am so we were like "our bitches should get us some mcdonalds" so we proceeded to get angela, the drunkest of them all, to walk to mcdonalds....but she never came back. so that was pretty odd/fucking hilarious...then by 9am we all ended up falling asleep, me on the floor, danny and michelle sleeping on the bed, angela NO WHERE to be found. i woke up at around 12:30pm to find michelle wide awake and watching danny passed out on her bed and so i was like "omg its saturday its fucking mifflin st block party" which is basically a legal party for underage drinking in the streets of madison so its pretty fucking tight! its comparable to madison halloweens...its nuts. unfortunately i passed out til 5pm so i basically missed the whole thing but i was able to go for the last few hours and it was soo much fun. but unfortunate event #1: we were drinking smirnoff twists and they r in bottles and the police confiscated it bc they were glass...daaaamn. anyways (i will get to other unfortunate events later) i then went to taco bell (which would be the 1st of the insane 3 times i was there on sat!!!!...its all i ate on sat...stupid stupid) then we went back to jena's room and i got insanely drunk off of UV blue and smirnoff twists...mmmm sooo good. and then passed out on jenas bed. i woke up an hour later sober to find jena in a huge ass fight with this bitchy girl which was unfortunate event #2 bc she was almost kicked out of the dorms so we had to hide all the alcohol bc its obviously illegal to drink in the dorms. then i went into angelas room to find her friend from home Marisa stoned and drunk off her ass. so we were like "omg u need to eat...sober u up" so me and angela went to Taco Bell (ughhh) and then we went back to the dorms to meet the rest of Marisas out of town crew and they were stoned and drunk off their asses. one girl nickname "scarfy" told me a story about how she had just started smoking pot that day and that she liked it so much that earlier that night she went to a motel with some guy she didnt know just to smoke up with him...it was fucking hilarious. WHO DOES THAT!?!?!? then they decided we neede to go to Taco Bell again and we met jesse and michelle there. we then decided that caroline should get drunk AGAIN and so i chugged vodka and fruit punch..so basically i was drunk twice in one day...it started at 5pm and ended at around 3am...nutty nutty. then i went back to michelles and hung out with michelle and danny and we stayed up until 9am again and this time decided to go to mcdonalds ourselves and we ended up sitting there for an hour people watching and making up stories of how they got there that morning. example: Caroline - that girl just had sex and was kicked out of the guys place bc he only needed a good lay. Danny - yeah, she's def. taking the walk of shame, look at her outfit from last night and messed up hair and make up. so that was waaay too much fun. then i went back to michelles and spooned with her for the rest of our sleep. IT WAS HOTTTTT!! Unfortunate event #3: NEVER EAT TACO BELL 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY ESP IF U HAVENT EATEN ANYTHING ELSE! my stomach still hurt on sun. so i had to go spoon with michelle again sun. night just so i could fall asleep. and now i am sitting here and my tummy hurts and i have no one to spoon with bc she is really sick and therefore i cant sleep. the end. Current Mood: sry i dunno how to lj cut Current Music: the sounds of my roommate rolling over...i hate her..ughhhhh (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
4:08 am	random rantings at 4am...oh caroline...how you amuse me.... ok so i just realized that i just talked about myself in the 3rd person in the subject part..wow i am a freak a leak. so yeah i had to write a 1500-2500 word essay for my 9:55am class and of course i waited to the last minute to do it. but i think i did pretty well considering i wrote it very fast. the only reason y i am done now and not still freaking out is bc matt gave me mini deadlines throughout the night and it forced me to stay on task. i figured out that if i have deadlines i actually do things...isnt that a great realization? wow..i am pathetic..i have no self discipline. oh well at least i have the discipline enough to tell my boyfriend to give me deadlines and make sure i am on track. i am so glad i found out matt's talents...giving me deadlines...he is so useful sometimes. so here comes caroline and her crazy rantings. i am listening to creedence clearwater revival right now (hell yeah CCR) anyways, in "i heard it through the grapevine" why does he have to say "heard" like "hoyd" its quite peculiar...its so peculiar that i can't even figure out how to type it out...but you get the picture. ok so who is excited for 4/20? WELL U SHOULDNT BE! stop your smoking you weirdos...its bad...bad bad bad. ok that was my little D.A.R.E. lesson for you all...so you better listen to officer caroline wow there i go again in the 3rd person...i really need to stop this...i am scaring myself. so who is obsessed with random shuffle on itunes?? I AM! for some reason it always chooses such quality things like britney, CCR, van morrison, kelly clarkson, ace of base, mandy moore, bush, the killers, celine dion (yes..thats right CELINE BABY). oh on the subject of mandy moore...(i really wasnt on the subject of her but whatever) I LOVE THE SONG "have a little faith in me" now i know joe cocker sang it but she just makes it so much better. i am obsessed, obsessed i say. ok my last rant i swear. who is excited for britney's baby??? I AM!!! its gonna be sexylicious. i hope it lives up to britney's great name...not kevin federline..bc he is a poohead. omg the baby's last name isnt spears...that makes me sad. grody kevin who is a poohead..he annoys me. ok i am done...done done done..adios P.S. i am not actually drunk..i am just tired drunk..u know what i am talking about amanda...wahoooooo Current Mood: drunk Current Music: shuffle on itunes, right now its candy shop by 50 cent (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
2:51 am	boredom....sooooo much boredom [ ] I've smoked weed. [ ] I've smoked. [ ] I've gotten high. [X] I've consumed alcohol. [X] I've run away from home. [X] I lied to my parents about where I was. [ ] I've failed 2 or more classes in one marking period. [ ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb. [X] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up. [ ] I am for Bush. [X] I listen to political music. [ ] I am bisexual. [ ] I collect comic books. [ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. [X] I open up to others easily. [X] I am keeping a secret from the world. [X] I watch the news. [X] I own over 5 rap CDs. [X] I own an iPod. [X] I'm not a virgin. [ ] I own something from Hot Topic. [X] I love Disney Movies [ ] I am a sucker for blonde hair/blue eyes. [ ] I don't kill bugs. [X] I talk in ebonics, except for around black people. [X] I curse regularly. [X] I paid for that cell phone ring. [X] I am a sports fanatic. [ ] I have "x"s in my screen name. [X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation. [ ] I love Spam. [ ] I bake well. [ ] I would not wear pajamas to school. [X] I own something from Abercrombie. (so not my fault) [X] I sneak out of the house often. [ ] I have a job. [X] I love Martha Stewart. [X] I am in love with love.(Now if only I'd ever been in love) [ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [X] I think Napoleon Dynamite is overrated. [X] I am self-conscious. [X] I like to laugh. [ ] I smoke a pack a day. [ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower. [X] I loved Go Ask Alice. [ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. [ ] I can't swallow pills. [X] I win people over easily. [ ] I eat fast food weekly. [X] I have many scars. [X] I've been out of this country. [X] I believe in ghosts. [X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room [X] I am really ticklish [ ] I see a therapist. [ ] I love white chocolate. [ ] I bite my nails. [ ] I am comfortable with my body [ ] I will hate you forever if you don't fill this out and repost this. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
6:01 pm	why am i trying to fuck you inside? your all grown like rudy huxxxxtable in the bathtub rub a dubbin ah ah wooo i dunno..i didnt think i remembered but apparently i do. i loved mine she gave us candy i am not fucking weird so dont look at me like that no i would really like to fucking know!!!! she is a lil lil bioioioioioioiotch oh i checked i obsessively checked did i not tell you, that i'm not like that, your the one who, throws it all away yes i fake it a lot wellllll, its not really faking..but i mean he takes so damn long so i get really bored omg we soooo should jesus of suburbia bastard but a bitch cant get a dollar outta me really really really? omg duh hickey dat gucci dat fiddy dat prada omg it soooo is i am really mad at that bastard on the phone carooooloine HAHAHAHA yessum...unfortunately i wouldnt want to be his wife tho he is a looney one i like yogurt how did you know? i like rub a dubbin it all over you G-U-NIT girl i cant understand you my goodies my goodies my goodbye Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: 2gether (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
1:56 am	best icon ever!! lisa is the shit!! she makes the best icons EVERRRRRRR!!!! P.S. people...i was completely trashed when that picture was taken so that is why i look the way i do. Current Mood: crazy (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
3:27 pm	ohhhh yeaaaaah Milkshake by Kelis "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you But I have to charge" You can work it! And you started a new trend or two in 2004! What 2004 Hit Song Are You? (Comment on this)